miss betty

IF YOU THOUGHT ___________WAS AS MANLY AS THEY COME.

THINK AGAIN

hello teamb revival

HELLO!!!

haha for the sake of teamb i shall be putting up old convos here way back in sec4 for your reading pleasure. heres part 1 of the angst chronicles:

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

Hello is this Jonathan?

jon says:

Yes?

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

Is this Jonathan or his brother?

jon says:

Me.

jon says:

Please, refer me not as his brother.

jon says:

It is so degrading.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

wa this is damn fun

=[darkoes]= says:

lol

=[darkoes]= says:

i shall talk to him

-[cHinKs]=- says:

lets invite jian and mr. joshua here

-[cHinKs]=- says:

then fire qns abt angst

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com has been added to the conversation.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

jian

-[cHinKs]=- says:

invite the bloke here and ask him qns about angst

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

lol

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

sure

jon has been added to the conversation.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

hey good brother of jonathan the man!

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

Hello.

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

We are the friends of Jonathan.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Yup

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

We are writing a testimonial for him.

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

We want to know what you think about hm.

jon says:

Really horrible.

jon says:

Repulsive and repugnant.

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

May I enquire why you say so?

=[darkoes]= says:

Is R a favourite letter of yours?

jon says:

No.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

We have always held Jonathan in high regard

jon says:

I haven't.

jon says:

You should see him at home.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Is he not held in as high regard at home?

jon says:

Oh, he must be if he whacks my butt and pretends that he didn't do it.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Oh my he's such an angel in school

jon says:

Rubbish.

jon says:

His shirt is forever tucked out.

jon says:

Complete disrespect for rules.

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

That I must agree to some extent.

jon says:

And sadly lacking in a sense of decorum.

jon says:

I mean, I am the epitome of human righteousness.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Indeed we must agree upon that point

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Please do soemthing about his hair!

jon says:

He, on the other hand, is the devil incarnate.

=[darkoes]= says:

But you must admit you are physically inferior.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

He has told us many a tale of how he has pummelled you to submission

jon says:

Bah. Physical barriers can easily be circumvented by the mind.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Makingg you grovel at his feet

jon says:

At least I am not as intellectually challenged as him.

jon says:

I prefer to be more refined.

=[darkoes]= says:

So who is this genius we are conversing with?

jon says:

Oh?

jon says:

Someone not worth mentioning.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Sigh such a humble man you are

jon says:

But at least better than the disgusting boy he is.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Much unlike that arrogant brash mofo of your good brother

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

I must be inclined to bring up the fact that Jonathan has on many occasions smeared your name in conversations with us

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

*.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Indeed he has

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Now we have seen the light

jon says:

I am pleased to hear that.

=[darkoes]= says:

Jonathan is always bragging about the size of his house...Like a palace by the lakeside, he says

jon says:

Rubbish.

jon says:

It is but a humble abode which we live in temporarily till we move to the place above.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

He often says he does nothing but sleep at home yet manages to attain stellar grades

jon says:

His grades are stellar?

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Do you often observe this?

jon says:

My foot.

jon says:

I get over 80 and still I don't think that's good.

jon says:

How absurd.

jon says:

It is better work hard to get 100 than to slack and get A1.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Do you happen to have any insights into Jonathan's personal life?

jon says:

I prefer not to comment.

jon says:

After all, is it worth mentioning the beast?

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Often we hear of his trysts with a certain Andrea

jon says:

?

jon says:

Never heard of her before.

jon says:

If there is one female my brother likes, it is my mother.

jon says:

He sticks to her like glue.

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

I am certainly surprised to hear that.

angst in demand

found this off a dating site lollerskates. the magic of google.

HiE, my name is Pebbles and I'm looking for my "Bam-Bam" to sweep me off my feet.

Pebbles posted this profile on 9/26/2000:

Name:Pebbles

AKA: Skylah, Pebbs

Addictions: searching for my Bam-Bam

Alcohol: sometimes

Area Code:212

Art: n/a

Astrology: will tell you later

Birthdate: 1972

Books: There's so many. I can't remember them all.

Boxers or Briefs?: For him-definitely boxers. For me-Thongs or bloomers.

Bra-Size: 46C

Build: broad shoulders.....Hut hut hut...^tackle^

Clothes: Yes, I have clothes. What do you think, I walk around naked *eeeeeek*.

Computer: Yep, the no-frill brand. {laughing}

Drugs: no

Education: Ok, are you going to judge me by how much education I have?!

Ethnic: Miss. Blaque American

Exercise: I wouldn't be on this site if I did it often. {laughing}

Eyes: pretty brown eyes

Family: yes, and I hope my bam-bam loves his family just as much as I do.

Fertility: *fingers cross*

Food: If it looks good, smell good, and season good. Oh yeah I'll eat it.

Freckles: not

Great First Date: I want my "Bam-Bam" to decide.

Hair: straight brown

Hats: no

Height: past 5'7

Hugs: nice and warm, peeze. ;}

Instrument: no

Interests: "BAM-BAM"-my soul mate-my kindred love muffin {snicker}. Looking for an honest man.

Jewelry: diamonds are a girls best friend.

Kids: no

Language: ingles y espanol, un poco

Location: Manhattan

Magazines: Jet, Ebony, and People

Married?: *fingers cross* {wishing on a star}

Movies: anything thats funny, scary,romantic or dramatic. I think thats everything

Music: "The jeffersons theme song"..."Good Times theme song" "Roswell theme song" I'm really into the Tv shows/drama theme song genre. *laughing my ass off* But it's the truth. I like pop music too.

Myers-Briggs Type (MBTI): No thanks! I'm a "Bam-Bam" type. *) "Yabba Dabba Dooo"

Occupation: self employed

Orientation: real men only

Pajamas: yes

Paper/Plastic? and asking this question will......?

Pets: allergic

Politics: enough already-Gore 100%

Quote: "Looking for Love in all the wrong places"

Rltnshps: friends for a little while/serious/marriage-maybe. "Bam-Bam" I'm here for ya babe-bey.

Shoes: are you buying me a pair?! (s)

Sport: I like playing TOUCH football. *wink)

TV: martin, roswell, the parkers, and Angel.

Time Mgmt: and this information is needed because.........??

Travel: I want to go to Hawaii. (hint)

Weight: 325+

ahahaha saw this on chunk hos blog(which incidentally has become like 10 times cooler than ours)

“You guys have gf or not?” - Mrs Smith
“Yes.” - MJ
“So early? RGS ar? – Mrs Smith
“No. DHS.” - MJ
“Rest of you don’t worry ar…
there are many pebbles on the beach.” - Mrs Smith
“Louis has three pebbles!” – Minghan
“There was a flood yesterday. All washed away.” – Eric
“You guys know how pebbles(girls) are created?” – Mrs Smith
“Weathering!” – Yong Chyuan

I must say that I disagree completely wif Joonang's description of Berge as an "innocent" person.

Touching tales of betrayal, lust, romance, and friendship

Hello all,
Today the dreaded promos have finally drawn to a close (and so have my hopes of securing s papers). Hoping to drown my sorrows in the company of trusted peers such as jiangyan, jianfeng, lionel, and a mysterious stubby object by the code name of a.ngst, we made our way to cine to indulge ourselves in intellectually-stimulating movies such as into the blue.

unfortunately, Unidentified Stubby Object was evidently under the impression that we were watching into the bu. here was what happened from the very start, before we discovered the devious plot hatched within the crevices of mr. angsts fat chicken head.

(In RJ)
Angst: wahhh where you all going 2 people only. go home lah then since you all going home i might as well join my class (heh heh heh)
(Poor jianfeng, consumed by his desire to take a well deserved break at home in preparation for his taekwondo promos inadvertently nearly grants angsts wishes)
(However, just as angst was about to turn his back on us and head for the P**B** express, our heroes berge and teo scampered along to thwart his demonic plans)

Poor angst at this point in time wistfully shakes his head as his class abandons the fat chicken to adjourn to an unknown place to celebrate. However, despite its oft ridiculed retarded exterior, this chicken has long been pei(fa)bled for his conniving methods and underhand means.

And so, us 4 heroes and an angst made our way to the station, in the midst of deciding where to go before a brainwave hits the aforementioned avian creature and it exclaims "let's go cine!" Still oblivious to its underlying motives, we are swayed easily and make our way to somerset. This was where the stark truth began to unravel for all to see.

(In the lift)
Unknown to everyone, chicken little had cunningly pressed the button leading to the 4th floor instead of the 5th where the cinema ticket booths were and we were led out of the lift by angst without even noticing the evil glint in his eyes. As we sauntered along before finding out that we were on the wrong floor, the realisation suddenly dawned on us that chicken little had other plans!

(For protection purposes, certain individuals have been renamed. Any resemblance to real people, dead or alive, is purely coincidental)

angst: hey! what a COINCIDENCE to see you (all) here! smashing!
RIPB (Ravishing Intellectual P** B**): hi jonathaaan! (a common name such as jonathan has been adopted to protect the indentity of the accused) are you plaaying pool with us?
angst: umhumfhhjkmmmm hehehaha mmumm hahahehe
heroes: angst! movie is starting! go already!

(hence chapter 1 closes with angst tearfully bidding au revoir to RIPB)

ok i am tired of continuing the story here is what angst did:
1) conned us to go cineleisure with him
2) tried to get me and jian to go home before berge and teo saved the day
3) brought cvs and didnt tell any of us before pretending to be concerned and ask if we were joining him for pool when that chicken obviously knew we were unprepared
4) desecrated the good name of mr. tan by using his name as cover for RIPB and heaping all blame on his poor shoulders ("reallly haisong told me to bring cvs not my fault")
5) again tried to con us to go to the 4th floor where RIPB was waiting to spring on him before good sense prevailed and we dragged his sorry ass to the cinema
6) repeatedly moaned during the movie complaining it was too draggy, the plot was stupid, or the bus were not hot. his obvious disinterest in a bikini clad jessica alba in contrast to any heterogeneous male with two scrotums was further proof that his mind was on something else.
7) made us walk all over the complex before "bumping" into RIPB at long johns. did not even notice our absence after we made our way out to the main road.
8) tried to sneak out during the movie on the pretext fo going to the toilet but i and the honourable jianfeng took it upon ourselves to curb his indiscretions and gamely followed him into the toilet, where suddenly his bladder wasnt so full anymore.


okok thats enough for a day for our favourite friend.

stay tuned for more follow up action.

berge is our friend.

Quotable quotes about our friend berge:

fdc - if u can bounce... [bounce high] says:

get rid of his manhood

fdc - if u can bounce... [bounce high] says:

while its still weak and in its developmental stage

[chinks- says:

lol what makes u so sure

fdc - if u can bounce... [bounce high] says:

hahaha

fdc - if u can bounce... [bounce high] says:

i did a spot check

[chinks- says:

the last i heard berge was calling his manhood excalibur

fdc - if u can bounce... [bounce high] says:

hahaha

fdc - if u can bounce... [bounce high] says:

last i heard it can talk

fdc - if u can bounce... [bounce high] says:

has a life and conscious of its own

[chinks- says:

rofl conscious

[chinks- says:

conscience la fool

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

ya bergism

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

1. let ur brain expand to 3 times its former size

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

(side effects include a swollen forehead)

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

2. ur hotness factor increases to 10/10

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

girls swarm ard u

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

of course the trade off is the hair

[chinks- says:

why berge so godlike

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

mebbe he told satan

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

make me powerful

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

make me smart

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

make me fit

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

make me hot

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

and u can haf my hair

[chinks- says:

hais this berch

[chinks- says:

got the brains the height the looks the brawn the babes the gadgets the athleticism

[chinks- says:

what more can u ask for in a man

darko' says:

hair

darko' says:

berge is dem good at shifting topics

[chinks- says:

lol example?

darko' says:

at about 5+ or sthg on friday

darko' says:

i went to the canteen to get sum food

darko' says:

den i saw this berch meddling around wif his psp, samsung handphone, and a mass of state of the art gadgets over a stack of vectors notes

darko' says:

i meant his pda

darko' says:

so he was sitting alone there

darko' says:

i went to ask him why was he stoning alone?

darko' says:

he said: im waiting for sum1

darko' says:

waiting for who, i ask

darko' says:

den berch says: why is fd looking so dao and pissed recently

[chinks- says:

hahaha nice try man

darko' says:

so i stayed for a little to unravel the mystery

darko' says:

if there was one in the 1st place

darko' says:

and holy mackerel, soon enuff, out strolled two ex-scgs girls

[chinks- says:

what is the opp cost of becoming a berge

[chinks- says:

but tt one marginal revenue >>>> marginal cost forever la theres no variable cost

[chinks- says:

the only fixed cost is a pile of hair

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

loll

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

zbut the total fixed cost is damn high

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

the hair is vital ina ny consideration

[chinks- says:

hahah actually got variable cost

[chinks- says:

got so many bus to manage

miss betty

IF YOU THOUGHT ___________WAS AS MANLY AS THEY COME.

THINK AGAIN

hello teamb revival

HELLO!!!

haha for the sake of teamb i shall be putting up old convos here way back in sec4 for your reading pleasure. heres part 1 of the angst chronicles:

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

Hello is this Jonathan?

jon says:

Yes?

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

Is this Jonathan or his brother?

jon says:

Me.

jon says:

Please, refer me not as his brother.

jon says:

It is so degrading.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

wa this is damn fun

=[darkoes]= says:

lol

=[darkoes]= says:

i shall talk to him

-[cHinKs]=- says:

lets invite jian and mr. joshua here

-[cHinKs]=- says:

then fire qns abt angst

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com has been added to the conversation.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

jian

-[cHinKs]=- says:

invite the bloke here and ask him qns about angst

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

lol

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

sure

jon has been added to the conversation.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

hey good brother of jonathan the man!

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

Hello.

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

We are the friends of Jonathan.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Yup

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

We are writing a testimonial for him.

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

We want to know what you think about hm.

jon says:

Really horrible.

jon says:

Repulsive and repugnant.

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

May I enquire why you say so?

=[darkoes]= says:

Is R a favourite letter of yours?

jon says:

No.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

We have always held Jonathan in high regard

jon says:

I haven't.

jon says:

You should see him at home.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Is he not held in as high regard at home?

jon says:

Oh, he must be if he whacks my butt and pretends that he didn't do it.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Oh my he's such an angel in school

jon says:

Rubbish.

jon says:

His shirt is forever tucked out.

jon says:

Complete disrespect for rules.

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

That I must agree to some extent.

jon says:

And sadly lacking in a sense of decorum.

jon says:

I mean, I am the epitome of human righteousness.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Indeed we must agree upon that point

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Please do soemthing about his hair!

jon says:

He, on the other hand, is the devil incarnate.

=[darkoes]= says:

But you must admit you are physically inferior.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

He has told us many a tale of how he has pummelled you to submission

jon says:

Bah. Physical barriers can easily be circumvented by the mind.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Makingg you grovel at his feet

jon says:

At least I am not as intellectually challenged as him.

jon says:

I prefer to be more refined.

=[darkoes]= says:

So who is this genius we are conversing with?

jon says:

Oh?

jon says:

Someone not worth mentioning.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Sigh such a humble man you are

jon says:

But at least better than the disgusting boy he is.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Much unlike that arrogant brash mofo of your good brother

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

I must be inclined to bring up the fact that Jonathan has on many occasions smeared your name in conversations with us

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

*.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Indeed he has

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Now we have seen the light

jon says:

I am pleased to hear that.

=[darkoes]= says:

Jonathan is always bragging about the size of his house...Like a palace by the lakeside, he says

jon says:

Rubbish.

jon says:

It is but a humble abode which we live in temporarily till we move to the place above.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

He often says he does nothing but sleep at home yet manages to attain stellar grades

jon says:

His grades are stellar?

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Do you often observe this?

jon says:

My foot.

jon says:

I get over 80 and still I don't think that's good.

jon says:

How absurd.

jon says:

It is better work hard to get 100 than to slack and get A1.

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Do you happen to have any insights into Jonathan's personal life?

jon says:

I prefer not to comment.

jon says:

After all, is it worth mentioning the beast?

-[cHinKs]=- says:

Often we hear of his trysts with a certain Andrea

jon says:

?

jon says:

Never heard of her before.

jon says:

If there is one female my brother likes, it is my mother.

jon says:

He sticks to her like glue.

-=[Jian Feng]=- Oops i juz killed the bandwidth of rachel-mcadams.com says:

I am certainly surprised to hear that.

angst in demand

found this off a dating site lollerskates. the magic of google.

HiE, my name is Pebbles and I'm looking for my "Bam-Bam" to sweep me off my feet.

Pebbles posted this profile on 9/26/2000:

Name:Pebbles

AKA: Skylah, Pebbs

Addictions: searching for my Bam-Bam

Alcohol: sometimes

Area Code:212

Art: n/a

Astrology: will tell you later

Birthdate: 1972

Books: There's so many. I can't remember them all.

Boxers or Briefs?: For him-definitely boxers. For me-Thongs or bloomers.

Bra-Size: 46C

Build: broad shoulders.....Hut hut hut...^tackle^

Clothes: Yes, I have clothes. What do you think, I walk around naked *eeeeeek*.

Computer: Yep, the no-frill brand. {laughing}

Drugs: no

Education: Ok, are you going to judge me by how much education I have?!

Ethnic: Miss. Blaque American

Exercise: I wouldn't be on this site if I did it often. {laughing}

Eyes: pretty brown eyes

Family: yes, and I hope my bam-bam loves his family just as much as I do.

Fertility: *fingers cross*

Food: If it looks good, smell good, and season good. Oh yeah I'll eat it.

Freckles: not

Great First Date: I want my "Bam-Bam" to decide.

Hair: straight brown

Hats: no

Height: past 5'7

Hugs: nice and warm, peeze. ;}

Instrument: no

Interests: "BAM-BAM"-my soul mate-my kindred love muffin {snicker}. Looking for an honest man.

Jewelry: diamonds are a girls best friend.

Kids: no

Language: ingles y espanol, un poco

Location: Manhattan

Magazines: Jet, Ebony, and People

Married?: *fingers cross* {wishing on a star}

Movies: anything thats funny, scary,romantic or dramatic. I think thats everything

Music: "The jeffersons theme song"..."Good Times theme song" "Roswell theme song" I'm really into the Tv shows/drama theme song genre. *laughing my ass off* But it's the truth. I like pop music too.

Myers-Briggs Type (MBTI): No thanks! I'm a "Bam-Bam" type. *) "Yabba Dabba Dooo"

Occupation: self employed

Orientation: real men only

Pajamas: yes

Paper/Plastic? and asking this question will......?

Pets: allergic

Politics: enough already-Gore 100%

Quote: "Looking for Love in all the wrong places"

Rltnshps: friends for a little while/serious/marriage-maybe. "Bam-Bam" I'm here for ya babe-bey.

Shoes: are you buying me a pair?! (s)

Sport: I like playing TOUCH football. *wink)

TV: martin, roswell, the parkers, and Angel.

Time Mgmt: and this information is needed because.........??

Travel: I want to go to Hawaii. (hint)

Weight: 325+

ahahaha saw this on chunk hos blog(which incidentally has become like 10 times cooler than ours)

“You guys have gf or not?” - Mrs Smith
“Yes.” - MJ
“So early? RGS ar? – Mrs Smith
“No. DHS.” - MJ
“Rest of you don’t worry ar…
there are many pebbles on the beach.” - Mrs Smith
“Louis has three pebbles!” – Minghan
“There was a flood yesterday. All washed away.” – Eric
“You guys know how pebbles(girls) are created?” – Mrs Smith
“Weathering!” – Yong Chyuan

I must say that I disagree completely wif Joonang's description of Berge as an "innocent" person.

Touching tales of betrayal, lust, romance, and friendship

Hello all,
Today the dreaded promos have finally drawn to a close (and so have my hopes of securing s papers). Hoping to drown my sorrows in the company of trusted peers such as jiangyan, jianfeng, lionel, and a mysterious stubby object by the code name of a.ngst, we made our way to cine to indulge ourselves in intellectually-stimulating movies such as into the blue.

unfortunately, Unidentified Stubby Object was evidently under the impression that we were watching into the bu. here was what happened from the very start, before we discovered the devious plot hatched within the crevices of mr. angsts fat chicken head.

(In RJ)
Angst: wahhh where you all going 2 people only. go home lah then since you all going home i might as well join my class (heh heh heh)
(Poor jianfeng, consumed by his desire to take a well deserved break at home in preparation for his taekwondo promos inadvertently nearly grants angsts wishes)
(However, just as angst was about to turn his back on us and head for the P**B** express, our heroes berge and teo scampered along to thwart his demonic plans)

Poor angst at this point in time wistfully shakes his head as his class abandons the fat chicken to adjourn to an unknown place to celebrate. However, despite its oft ridiculed retarded exterior, this chicken has long been pei(fa)bled for his conniving methods and underhand means.

And so, us 4 heroes and an angst made our way to the station, in the midst of deciding where to go before a brainwave hits the aforementioned avian creature and it exclaims "let's go cine!" Still oblivious to its underlying motives, we are swayed easily and make our way to somerset. This was where the stark truth began to unravel for all to see.

(In the lift)
Unknown to everyone, chicken little had cunningly pressed the button leading to the 4th floor instead of the 5th where the cinema ticket booths were and we were led out of the lift by angst without even noticing the evil glint in his eyes. As we sauntered along before finding out that we were on the wrong floor, the realisation suddenly dawned on us that chicken little had other plans!

(For protection purposes, certain individuals have been renamed. Any resemblance to real people, dead or alive, is purely coincidental)

angst: hey! what a COINCIDENCE to see you (all) here! smashing!
RIPB (Ravishing Intellectual P** B**): hi jonathaaan! (a common name such as jonathan has been adopted to protect the indentity of the accused) are you plaaying pool with us?
angst: umhumfhhjkmmmm hehehaha mmumm hahahehe
heroes: angst! movie is starting! go already!

(hence chapter 1 closes with angst tearfully bidding au revoir to RIPB)

ok i am tired of continuing the story here is what angst did:
1) conned us to go cineleisure with him
2) tried to get me and jian to go home before berge and teo saved the day
3) brought cvs and didnt tell any of us before pretending to be concerned and ask if we were joining him for pool when that chicken obviously knew we were unprepared
4) desecrated the good name of mr. tan by using his name as cover for RIPB and heaping all blame on his poor shoulders ("reallly haisong told me to bring cvs not my fault")
5) again tried to con us to go to the 4th floor where RIPB was waiting to spring on him before good sense prevailed and we dragged his sorry ass to the cinema
6) repeatedly moaned during the movie complaining it was too draggy, the plot was stupid, or the bus were not hot. his obvious disinterest in a bikini clad jessica alba in contrast to any heterogeneous male with two scrotums was further proof that his mind was on something else.
7) made us walk all over the complex before "bumping" into RIPB at long johns. did not even notice our absence after we made our way out to the main road.
8) tried to sneak out during the movie on the pretext fo going to the toilet but i and the honourable jianfeng took it upon ourselves to curb his indiscretions and gamely followed him into the toilet, where suddenly his bladder wasnt so full anymore.


okok thats enough for a day for our favourite friend.

stay tuned for more follow up action.

berge is our friend.

Quotable quotes about our friend berge:

fdc - if u can bounce... [bounce high] says:

get rid of his manhood

fdc - if u can bounce... [bounce high] says:

while its still weak and in its developmental stage

[chinks- says:

lol what makes u so sure

fdc - if u can bounce... [bounce high] says:

hahaha

fdc - if u can bounce... [bounce high] says:

i did a spot check

[chinks- says:

the last i heard berge was calling his manhood excalibur

fdc - if u can bounce... [bounce high] says:

hahaha

fdc - if u can bounce... [bounce high] says:

last i heard it can talk

fdc - if u can bounce... [bounce high] says:

has a life and conscious of its own

[chinks- says:

rofl conscious

[chinks- says:

conscience la fool

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

ya bergism

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

1. let ur brain expand to 3 times its former size

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

(side effects include a swollen forehead)

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

2. ur hotness factor increases to 10/10

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

girls swarm ard u

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

of course the trade off is the hair

[chinks- says:

why berge so godlike

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

mebbe he told satan

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

make me powerful

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

make me smart

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

make me fit

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

make me hot

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

and u can haf my hair

[chinks- says:

hais this berch

[chinks- says:

got the brains the height the looks the brawn the babes the gadgets the athleticism

[chinks- says:

what more can u ask for in a man

darko' says:

hair

darko' says:

berge is dem good at shifting topics

[chinks- says:

lol example?

darko' says:

at about 5+ or sthg on friday

darko' says:

i went to the canteen to get sum food

darko' says:

den i saw this berch meddling around wif his psp, samsung handphone, and a mass of state of the art gadgets over a stack of vectors notes

darko' says:

i meant his pda

darko' says:

so he was sitting alone there

darko' says:

i went to ask him why was he stoning alone?

darko' says:

he said: im waiting for sum1

darko' says:

waiting for who, i ask

darko' says:

den berch says: why is fd looking so dao and pissed recently

[chinks- says:

hahaha nice try man

darko' says:

so i stayed for a little to unravel the mystery

darko' says:

if there was one in the 1st place

darko' says:

and holy mackerel, soon enuff, out strolled two ex-scgs girls

[chinks- says:

what is the opp cost of becoming a berge

[chinks- says:

but tt one marginal revenue >>>> marginal cost forever la theres no variable cost

[chinks- says:

the only fixed cost is a pile of hair

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

loll

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

zbut the total fixed cost is damn high

-=[Jian Feng]=- Say it isnt so says:

the hair is vital ina ny consideration

[chinks- says:

hahah actually got variable cost

[chinks- says:

got so many bus to manage