Hi everyone! Im back again to report on todays interesting events!
Seeing as how hanxu's monstrous 1500word post has been so well received, i shall too model my post today after his.

10am-wake up. turn on com and see many feis online, namely chinks and hanxu.open zmud,check email,check team-x and team-b. suffering a hangover due to the nature of the very tainted team-b convo we had just last night. feel sick of seeing the same post about porridge. while berge mite never get sick of porridge, i must say the smooth and creamy porridge does not apply to me

10.30am-hanxu says yahoo pool! i agree gullibly, not realising that after his 4 straight losses to me yesterday he has downloaded an aimbot today. am bored. very bored.

11.00am-hanxu barely manages to beat me 4 times despite flagrant and blatant use of his aimbot. berge comes online and tells me stories about being bombarded by tonnes of smses. i symphatise with him, after all i have been a victim of sms spam by culprits such as chinks and hanxu as well.

11.30am-am preparing to leave the house to reach somerset by 12.30. hanxu conveniently reminds me of the reason why he chose the location for our pool outing-"lol why are me and kai meeting later than u are leaving the house" i remain silent, keeping in line with my flawless character and ability to tolerate verbal abuse. manage to listen to everybody's changing one last time before i step out of the house

12.00pm-on the train reading about shaun wright phillip's poor debut against holland. think about how much england is losing out by not swooping in before trinadad and tobago and putting yorke on the right flank. after all, he does have english nationality. am listening to girl on tv repeatedly. hanxu sends me multiple smses, seemingly intent on destroying my inbox. i return the favour.

12.19pm-fd calls me, saying that he met hanxu and kai on the bus and wont be meeting me at somerset mrt. pangs of terror set in as i realise that i am ill-equipped to navigate to cine on my own.

12.30-reach somerset mrt, but where is everyone?? realise that they are already at cine waiting for me. hanxu calls me, i inform him about my predicament. fd, kai and hanxu graciously adjourn to somerset mrt to escort me to cine, all the while peppering me with lightly muttered insults about my intelligence. i take them allll in my stride, the tolerant person i am

12.40-eating at bk, kai says "ive already eaten maggee mee" and graciously declines to eat. so continues the saga of whether or not kai is human, as ive never seen him consuming a single morsel of food in the 4 years ive known him. am feeling rather guilty at the amount of oil/grease/fat i am intaking.

1.00-proceed up to kpool, where we decide on our partnerships, and me and hanxu play against kai and fd.

game 1-kai and fd get off to a blazing start, and they actually maintain it until the finish, when fd pots the black ball with 3 of our balls remaining but pots the cue ball in the same shot. so we won without really doing anything.
1-0 to me and hanxu!

game 2-another swift start by kai and fd, but we come back soon to draw within striking distance. a mistake by kai gives me a free shot, and i proceed to pot our only remaining ball and the black ball with much composure and tenacity, leaving looks of OMFG on the faces of fd and kai. note to self-try not to offend fd as he seems to have added to his vocabulary a 4 letter word starting with fu and ending with ck, and hes not afraid of using it as well.
2-0 to me and hanxu!

game 3-again we fall behind to them. the home stretch is neck to neck, and when hanxu makes a mistake to leave the black ball on the edge of the pocket and the white ball just next to it we all think its over. but alas! a cruel twist of fate proves otherwise, and its deja vu as fd in his attempt to look cool and handle the cue stick behind his back only succeeds in prodding both the black ball and the cue ball into the pocket. seeing the look of elation on kais face turn into a screwed up array of emotions as the cue ball follows the black in is a mastercard moment. am secretly laughing at kai's jump up and spread your arms and legs celebrations.
3-0 to me and hanxu!

game 4-this time we actually lead, the highlight of the match being the time when i say im going to railshot this in and it actually goes in against all odds. but when it comes to the crunch i fail as i do a fd and pot the black ball together with teh cue ball. at least it wasnt as comical this time.
3-1 to me and hanxu, a minor blip but im sure we can overcome it.

game 5-sort of forgot what went on here, only recall some attempts to cheat being snubbed out by the vicious glares of kai. anyway, we won the game, so it must ahve been a good one.
4-1 to me and hanxu!

game 6-early mistakes lead to our downfall, as fd and kai race to an early lead and never looks back. fd pockets the black this time without pocketing the white. looks at me with his attitude face and points to the sky in celebration. i am rapt in awe.
4-2 to me and hanxu

game 7-hanxu goes on a rampage in this game, potting 4 balls in a row from difficult angles. whether it was tyco or skill ill leave it up to you, but the constant utterances of "omg how lucky was that!" emerging fromt he oral cavities of kai should tell you the answer. i eventually go on to pot the black ball to secure a fantastic 5-2 win for us.
5-2 to me and hanxu!

3pm-go to the youth club meeting, where we see a plethora of ppl already gathered all over the place. turns out that we came all the way to youth park just to fill up forms. weiling on seeing me immediately asks for chucky. meet up with chinks and berch who seem to have had a fruitful class outing. spend 10 minutes volunteering for everything under the sun. realise that if we really do take part in everything we signed up for, we would go home at 10 pm everyday, but fd says "heck la just pon those we don want to go for la do i give a ???" we cower under his influence. turns out that we'll probably be telling stories to little kids, or in fds words "we'll go there and stone! or we can tell them about our stories! or stories about berch!" but i digress.
fd engages in a staring competition with a j2 who was trying to be friendly and help us with our queries. in his stirred up anger fd nearly mutters the word, and manages to control himself and stop at the f syllable. "hes only a bloody fffffffffffffffffff.....hes not even a j2!!!" what fd didnt know is that he was. marvel at fd's self control.
see johnston, chang hong and dawn there,johnston and chang hong gimme friendly greetings but dawn daos me with the attitude of an angst. am sad. what happened to our class spirit? but i digress once more. spend 10 more minutes playing blackjack with small cards. find that we look very sad doing that and proceed back to cine with our two new members, chinks and berch.

4pm-spend 20 minutes at cine stoning around and wondering what to do. kai says play pool, berch and fd say watch constantine, hanxu is stoning, chinks is a fei as usual, and showing my leadership qualities i organise the discussion well. not that you could call it a discussion, but you get the point. in the end, we decide to split, me, berch and fd going to watch a movie while hanxu, kai and chinks go play pool. fd finds himself mysteriously captivated by the poster of Howl's moving castle, and he decides he must watch it. on the verge of purchasing 3 tickets for Howl's moving castle when the 3 feis, chinks, kai and hanxu come rampaging down, informing us that the pool place was full and they want to watch a movie instead. fd swiftly purchases 6 tickets for howl's moving castle before any of us can react. we warn fd-"if its shitty ur dead". thats before hanxu and chinks catch sight of the poster for howl's moving castle and find out its ajapanese animation. as hanxu says, "i tot it was a horror show! wtf!!! its a bloody animation!??!" find the sight of hanxu and chinks chasing after fd and pummeling him on the back rather amusing. chinks later goes back tot he counter staff and tells them that they printed the tickets wrongly, adn we wanted machinist instead. amazingly, the staff there is unaware of the smal print on the back of the ticket saying "pls check ur tickets before leaving the counter. tickets sold are not refundable or exchangable"
chinks's trickery eventually gets us our 6 tickets to machinist.

4.30-sitting at yoshi in cine to stone away our time. fd orders a cup of water, and he gets what he paid for--the water is a sickening yellow. fd decides not to drink it. we engage in an interesting chinese word game, where berch finds himself forced to reveal his true feelings about porridge.



7pm-fnd that my brain cells have been wasted by the complexity of machinist. berch utters his sentiments. we decide to proceed to plaza sing for dinner. kai says i wanna go back for dinner! and hops on the bus with fd. we wonder what they are doing on the bus together. we proceed on to plaza sing at a jogging pace for some reason. my constant pleas for chinks to slow down are ignored. we find oruselfs at plaza sing at 7.20.

7.20-walk around aimlessly looking for a place to eat. hanxu mutters somethgn about a cubicle after my visit to the toilet, but we'll keep that secret for now for teh sake of younger and less discerning readers.

7.30-still walking around. somehow chinks and hanxu dont seem to notice the vast expanse of seats in bk, macs and many other eateries. me and berch are involved in an animated conversation when we find out we haf lost hanxu and chinks. after a heavy toll on my phone bill, we find them on the floor below us. turns out they sneakily went down withotu informing us.

8.00-those feis decide to eat at yoshi despite my protests about the quality of the food. am resigned to my fate and i order a salmon bowl, of which i will not finish eventually. what is more interesting is the events that occur during the lunch. meet amy's class which was originally going to watch constantine but was "too lazy to queue up for tickets". marvel at their hardworking attitude. as they leave, amy confirms with berge "eh berjiang, u sure tickets sold out rite?" berge who is in the middle of drinking frm the 1.5 litre coke bottle we brought into cine starts to choke in his attempt to reply. as his eyes grow bigger, so does our laughter. he starts shaking his head rapidly in his attempt to dislodge the bottle from his throat. at last he succeeds in doing so, but before he can clear the coke from his air passage way and utter a reply amy has already scampered off to join her class, leaving us in peals of laughter. it is a full 5 minutes before we can start eating again.

9.00-finally we are on the train home. chinks leaves us to go back to bishan, while me berch and hanxu take the train to jurong east. nothing much interesting to note.

10.00-im home! get changed, and turn on the com for some aardwolf. send a retort to cheese who calls me stupid the moment i log on. talk to teo who accuses me of slandering the sec 1 he taught so badly of stealing my ball. defeat teo easily with some verbal skills and he can only muster a weak reply. manage to persuade bonks to return me and sinchi my money! am delighted. will thank the gods later. start to word this massive blog post under the threat of bodily harm from chinks. manage to win another global quest in aardwolf. am happy.

12.00-still am writing this post. hands getting tired. shall stop soon. everyone seems to have died on msn.

and thats about all that happened today, time to sign off and go stone more!!!

Hi everyone! Im back again to report on todays interesting events!
Seeing as how hanxu's monstrous 1500word post has been so well received, i shall too model my post today after his.

10am-wake up. turn on com and see many feis online, namely chinks and hanxu.open zmud,check email,check team-x and team-b. suffering a hangover due to the nature of the very tainted team-b convo we had just last night. feel sick of seeing the same post about porridge. while berge mite never get sick of porridge, i must say the smooth and creamy porridge does not apply to me

10.30am-hanxu says yahoo pool! i agree gullibly, not realising that after his 4 straight losses to me yesterday he has downloaded an aimbot today. am bored. very bored.

11.00am-hanxu barely manages to beat me 4 times despite flagrant and blatant use of his aimbot. berge comes online and tells me stories about being bombarded by tonnes of smses. i symphatise with him, after all i have been a victim of sms spam by culprits such as chinks and hanxu as well.

11.30am-am preparing to leave the house to reach somerset by 12.30. hanxu conveniently reminds me of the reason why he chose the location for our pool outing-"lol why are me and kai meeting later than u are leaving the house" i remain silent, keeping in line with my flawless character and ability to tolerate verbal abuse. manage to listen to everybody's changing one last time before i step out of the house

12.00pm-on the train reading about shaun wright phillip's poor debut against holland. think about how much england is losing out by not swooping in before trinadad and tobago and putting yorke on the right flank. after all, he does have english nationality. am listening to girl on tv repeatedly. hanxu sends me multiple smses, seemingly intent on destroying my inbox. i return the favour.

12.19pm-fd calls me, saying that he met hanxu and kai on the bus and wont be meeting me at somerset mrt. pangs of terror set in as i realise that i am ill-equipped to navigate to cine on my own.

12.30-reach somerset mrt, but where is everyone?? realise that they are already at cine waiting for me. hanxu calls me, i inform him about my predicament. fd, kai and hanxu graciously adjourn to somerset mrt to escort me to cine, all the while peppering me with lightly muttered insults about my intelligence. i take them allll in my stride, the tolerant person i am

12.40-eating at bk, kai says "ive already eaten maggee mee" and graciously declines to eat. so continues the saga of whether or not kai is human, as ive never seen him consuming a single morsel of food in the 4 years ive known him. am feeling rather guilty at the amount of oil/grease/fat i am intaking.

1.00-proceed up to kpool, where we decide on our partnerships, and me and hanxu play against kai and fd.

game 1-kai and fd get off to a blazing start, and they actually maintain it until the finish, when fd pots the black ball with 3 of our balls remaining but pots the cue ball in the same shot. so we won without really doing anything.
1-0 to me and hanxu!

game 2-another swift start by kai and fd, but we come back soon to draw within striking distance. a mistake by kai gives me a free shot, and i proceed to pot our only remaining ball and the black ball with much composure and tenacity, leaving looks of OMFG on the faces of fd and kai. note to self-try not to offend fd as he seems to have added to his vocabulary a 4 letter word starting with fu and ending with ck, and hes not afraid of using it as well.
2-0 to me and hanxu!

game 3-again we fall behind to them. the home stretch is neck to neck, and when hanxu makes a mistake to leave the black ball on the edge of the pocket and the white ball just next to it we all think its over. but alas! a cruel twist of fate proves otherwise, and its deja vu as fd in his attempt to look cool and handle the cue stick behind his back only succeeds in prodding both the black ball and the cue ball into the pocket. seeing the look of elation on kais face turn into a screwed up array of emotions as the cue ball follows the black in is a mastercard moment. am secretly laughing at kai's jump up and spread your arms and legs celebrations.
3-0 to me and hanxu!

game 4-this time we actually lead, the highlight of the match being the time when i say im going to railshot this in and it actually goes in against all odds. but when it comes to the crunch i fail as i do a fd and pot the black ball together with teh cue ball. at least it wasnt as comical this time.
3-1 to me and hanxu, a minor blip but im sure we can overcome it.

game 5-sort of forgot what went on here, only recall some attempts to cheat being snubbed out by the vicious glares of kai. anyway, we won the game, so it must ahve been a good one.
4-1 to me and hanxu!

game 6-early mistakes lead to our downfall, as fd and kai race to an early lead and never looks back. fd pockets the black this time without pocketing the white. looks at me with his attitude face and points to the sky in celebration. i am rapt in awe.
4-2 to me and hanxu

game 7-hanxu goes on a rampage in this game, potting 4 balls in a row from difficult angles. whether it was tyco or skill ill leave it up to you, but the constant utterances of "omg how lucky was that!" emerging fromt he oral cavities of kai should tell you the answer. i eventually go on to pot the black ball to secure a fantastic 5-2 win for us.
5-2 to me and hanxu!

3pm-go to the youth club meeting, where we see a plethora of ppl already gathered all over the place. turns out that we came all the way to youth park just to fill up forms. weiling on seeing me immediately asks for chucky. meet up with chinks and berch who seem to have had a fruitful class outing. spend 10 minutes volunteering for everything under the sun. realise that if we really do take part in everything we signed up for, we would go home at 10 pm everyday, but fd says "heck la just pon those we don want to go for la do i give a ???" we cower under his influence. turns out that we'll probably be telling stories to little kids, or in fds words "we'll go there and stone! or we can tell them about our stories! or stories about berch!" but i digress.
fd engages in a staring competition with a j2 who was trying to be friendly and help us with our queries. in his stirred up anger fd nearly mutters the word, and manages to control himself and stop at the f syllable. "hes only a bloody fffffffffffffffffff.....hes not even a j2!!!" what fd didnt know is that he was. marvel at fd's self control.
see johnston, chang hong and dawn there,johnston and chang hong gimme friendly greetings but dawn daos me with the attitude of an angst. am sad. what happened to our class spirit? but i digress once more. spend 10 more minutes playing blackjack with small cards. find that we look very sad doing that and proceed back to cine with our two new members, chinks and berch.

4pm-spend 20 minutes at cine stoning around and wondering what to do. kai says play pool, berch and fd say watch constantine, hanxu is stoning, chinks is a fei as usual, and showing my leadership qualities i organise the discussion well. not that you could call it a discussion, but you get the point. in the end, we decide to split, me, berch and fd going to watch a movie while hanxu, kai and chinks go play pool. fd finds himself mysteriously captivated by the poster of Howl's moving castle, and he decides he must watch it. on the verge of purchasing 3 tickets for Howl's moving castle when the 3 feis, chinks, kai and hanxu come rampaging down, informing us that the pool place was full and they want to watch a movie instead. fd swiftly purchases 6 tickets for howl's moving castle before any of us can react. we warn fd-"if its shitty ur dead". thats before hanxu and chinks catch sight of the poster for howl's moving castle and find out its ajapanese animation. as hanxu says, "i tot it was a horror show! wtf!!! its a bloody animation!??!" find the sight of hanxu and chinks chasing after fd and pummeling him on the back rather amusing. chinks later goes back tot he counter staff and tells them that they printed the tickets wrongly, adn we wanted machinist instead. amazingly, the staff there is unaware of the smal print on the back of the ticket saying "pls check ur tickets before leaving the counter. tickets sold are not refundable or exchangable"
chinks's trickery eventually gets us our 6 tickets to machinist.

4.30-sitting at yoshi in cine to stone away our time. fd orders a cup of water, and he gets what he paid for--the water is a sickening yellow. fd decides not to drink it. we engage in an interesting chinese word game, where berch finds himself forced to reveal his true feelings about porridge.



7pm-fnd that my brain cells have been wasted by the complexity of machinist. berch utters his sentiments. we decide to proceed to plaza sing for dinner. kai says i wanna go back for dinner! and hops on the bus with fd. we wonder what they are doing on the bus together. we proceed on to plaza sing at a jogging pace for some reason. my constant pleas for chinks to slow down are ignored. we find oruselfs at plaza sing at 7.20.

7.20-walk around aimlessly looking for a place to eat. hanxu mutters somethgn about a cubicle after my visit to the toilet, but we'll keep that secret for now for teh sake of younger and less discerning readers.

7.30-still walking around. somehow chinks and hanxu dont seem to notice the vast expanse of seats in bk, macs and many other eateries. me and berch are involved in an animated conversation when we find out we haf lost hanxu and chinks. after a heavy toll on my phone bill, we find them on the floor below us. turns out they sneakily went down withotu informing us.

8.00-those feis decide to eat at yoshi despite my protests about the quality of the food. am resigned to my fate and i order a salmon bowl, of which i will not finish eventually. what is more interesting is the events that occur during the lunch. meet amy's class which was originally going to watch constantine but was "too lazy to queue up for tickets". marvel at their hardworking attitude. as they leave, amy confirms with berge "eh berjiang, u sure tickets sold out rite?" berge who is in the middle of drinking frm the 1.5 litre coke bottle we brought into cine starts to choke in his attempt to reply. as his eyes grow bigger, so does our laughter. he starts shaking his head rapidly in his attempt to dislodge the bottle from his throat. at last he succeeds in doing so, but before he can clear the coke from his air passage way and utter a reply amy has already scampered off to join her class, leaving us in peals of laughter. it is a full 5 minutes before we can start eating again.

9.00-finally we are on the train home. chinks leaves us to go back to bishan, while me berch and hanxu take the train to jurong east. nothing much interesting to note.

10.00-im home! get changed, and turn on the com for some aardwolf. send a retort to cheese who calls me stupid the moment i log on. talk to teo who accuses me of slandering the sec 1 he taught so badly of stealing my ball. defeat teo easily with some verbal skills and he can only muster a weak reply. manage to persuade bonks to return me and sinchi my money! am delighted. will thank the gods later. start to word this massive blog post under the threat of bodily harm from chinks. manage to win another global quest in aardwolf. am happy.

12.00-still am writing this post. hands getting tired. shall stop soon. everyone seems to have died on msn.

and thats about all that happened today, time to sign off and go stone more!!!