chem skill A

hello hello time to revive this shithole after 4 months

today we made a monumental discovery that berge is a buaya, a zsqy, and a decrepit piece of shit.
using my chem spa skills to the fullest, i have devised an experiment to prove our theory correct.

Aim:
To find out if berge is a zsqy

Theory:
To many, a berge is often depicted as a harmless creature who would stand up for his bosom male buddies. That my friends, is a common fallacy. This can be illustrated in a random example below:

Chinks asks: hey berge whats one plus one
berge says: _1_ @^#$^@!! stfu
porridge asks: hey berge whats one plus one
berge says: hurhurhur one plus one is one man plus one woman(?) which is one berge plus one porridge hurhurhururhurhu (:

Precalculations:
One berge + two boobs + long hair --> immediate response + correct explaination
<--
(reversible reaction. backward reaction often stronger than foward reaction)
One berge + two balls + short hair ---> _1_ -.- _1_ (no backward reaction!)

Chemicals and apparatus:
An inquisitive mind
A strong heart to withstand brutal rejection
Many specimens of womans
A berge of conc. 0.000001 mol/dm^3

Procedure:
1) Set up experiment as shown in diagram A ----> a man a berge a woman
2)Man asks stupid no brainer question
3)Berge says ???
4)Woman asks stupid no brainer question
5) Berge kicks man in balls
6) Berge gives answer
7) Berge kopes woman
8) Berge goes home with woman
9) Berge gets caught by wise man playing bball.

Treatment of results:
let number of womans berge responds to be y
let number of mans berge responds to be x
hence y/x will give error on calculator

Safety:
1) Never sit between berge and a woman
2) always wear groin guards if caught in above situation
3) If you are a guy and you have a woman, pray very hard you never get to know berge
4) When woman appears, have berge as carom partner. If man appears, it's time to pack up
5) Have strong heart to withstand brutal rejections if a man is what you are. If strong heart not present, it's time to take out that wig and two melons.

Reliability:
1) Correct parallax error for a berge when engaging in usual pastime of staring at womans. This is due to height imbalance and the given specimen of berge looking at things he's not supposed to look at
2) Repeat experiment with different assortment of womans to reduce random error




we love berge berge rocks

chem skill A

hello hello time to revive this shithole after 4 months

today we made a monumental discovery that berge is a buaya, a zsqy, and a decrepit piece of shit.
using my chem spa skills to the fullest, i have devised an experiment to prove our theory correct.

Aim:
To find out if berge is a zsqy

Theory:
To many, a berge is often depicted as a harmless creature who would stand up for his bosom male buddies. That my friends, is a common fallacy. This can be illustrated in a random example below:

Chinks asks: hey berge whats one plus one
berge says: _1_ @^#$^@!! stfu
porridge asks: hey berge whats one plus one
berge says: hurhurhur one plus one is one man plus one woman(?) which is one berge plus one porridge hurhurhururhurhu (:

Precalculations:
One berge + two boobs + long hair --> immediate response + correct explaination
<--
(reversible reaction. backward reaction often stronger than foward reaction)
One berge + two balls + short hair ---> _1_ -.- _1_ (no backward reaction!)

Chemicals and apparatus:
An inquisitive mind
A strong heart to withstand brutal rejection
Many specimens of womans
A berge of conc. 0.000001 mol/dm^3

Procedure:
1) Set up experiment as shown in diagram A ----> a man a berge a woman
2)Man asks stupid no brainer question
3)Berge says ???
4)Woman asks stupid no brainer question
5) Berge kicks man in balls
6) Berge gives answer
7) Berge kopes woman
8) Berge goes home with woman
9) Berge gets caught by wise man playing bball.

Treatment of results:
let number of womans berge responds to be y
let number of mans berge responds to be x
hence y/x will give error on calculator

Safety:
1) Never sit between berge and a woman
2) always wear groin guards if caught in above situation
3) If you are a guy and you have a woman, pray very hard you never get to know berge
4) When woman appears, have berge as carom partner. If man appears, it's time to pack up
5) Have strong heart to withstand brutal rejections if a man is what you are. If strong heart not present, it's time to take out that wig and two melons.

Reliability:
1) Correct parallax error for a berge when engaging in usual pastime of staring at womans. This is due to height imbalance and the given specimen of berge looking at things he's not supposed to look at
2) Repeat experiment with different assortment of womans to reduce random error




we love berge berge rocks