Those were the days
Haha hello it's been a long time since there was an update.. just some interesting tidbits that happened yesterday when mrs smith kindly treated 4R to dinner at seoul garden.
well most of team-b was present by 615, with kai exuding manly sexiness in his BDSM body hugging leather coat. We took turns yanking down hiz zip to reveal ample cleavage of kai much to the chagrin of customers trying to enjoy a decent meal
anyway like i said, most team-b was present by 615. Messr Chin Yu Xiang Daniel was happily waiting at Dhoby Ghaut, on his way to boarding the train to Little India for muthu's curry when i kindly told him it was at orchard. What a nincompoop.
and so we stuffed ourselves silly with beef, chicken, and sushi and ice-cream and more until we couldnt move an inch. ahaha of course the highlight of the day had yet to arrive, with us making a long and arduous journey to the toilet later, following which a series of unfortunate events ensued.
as always they were talking about teck going into the handicapped toilet to wax his hair for 20 minutes. Clearly my mental faculties were not working properly after gobbling up 10 cows and 10 chickens as I rushed towards the only handicapped toilet in sight to attack "teck".
i was about to jump over the toilet door to give teck a boo but decided against it. hence i intelligently stuck my leg under and wiggled it feverishly about, hoping to catch tecks attention. to my utmost horror, teck soon came out from the handicapped toilet BEHIND beaming away at his newly waxed hair.
hohoho it was said tt the random guy in the handicapped toilet never came out. he was probably happily shitting his troubles away, when a random foot stuck itself in and wiggled about. he probably died of cardiac arrest. it probably had the same effect gilliane would have on kai if they made eye contact.
(i did not dare glance through the orbituaries today)
oh well thats it for today, i would also like to note that best denki is our favourite haunt now.
i thus leave behind a truly wise and sagely statement.
tvs were invented to be switched off.
tata.
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