kid's "read"

highly uneventful. nothing much happened. kids have a two second attention span - at best. only activities suited are shouting and screaming, which coincidentally happens to be what we are best at organising. haha we think they'll grow up to be fine rioters.

children's books are like total nonsense. we flipped through a few and were like....wtf.....this rubbish is actually a book??? looks more like crap glued together to form a bundle of crap and made to look somwhat not like the stinking crap it actually is. promptly realised why i hated reading when i was young.

lol angst was rather cute as an evil step mother. "mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all? ""its me! its me!" ok maybe that didnt happen. but he still showed alot of attitude, especially when explaining how cynide injected in a poison apple negatively affects cell respiration.

jian did some handstand cartwheel of some sort, so i asked a girl," did u find that sexy?" girl shakes her head. " were you turnded on?", girl shakes her head repeatedly and vigourously. jian looks rather disappointed. apparently what works for amy doesnt really apply to other ppl.
note : children have average age of 5-6

ok im writing nonsense.

oh yar some kid ran away without waiting for his father. result: fucking father got pissed off; rumours of cedric's kidnapping syndicate must have reached his ears.

kid's "read"

highly uneventful. nothing much happened. kids have a two second attention span - at best. only activities suited are shouting and screaming, which coincidentally happens to be what we are best at organising. haha we think they'll grow up to be fine rioters.

children's books are like total nonsense. we flipped through a few and were like....wtf.....this rubbish is actually a book??? looks more like crap glued together to form a bundle of crap and made to look somwhat not like the stinking crap it actually is. promptly realised why i hated reading when i was young.

lol angst was rather cute as an evil step mother. "mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all? ""its me! its me!" ok maybe that didnt happen. but he still showed alot of attitude, especially when explaining how cynide injected in a poison apple negatively affects cell respiration.

jian did some handstand cartwheel of some sort, so i asked a girl," did u find that sexy?" girl shakes her head. " were you turnded on?", girl shakes her head repeatedly and vigourously. jian looks rather disappointed. apparently what works for amy doesnt really apply to other ppl.
note : children have average age of 5-6

ok im writing nonsense.

oh yar some kid ran away without waiting for his father. result: fucking father got pissed off; rumours of cedric's kidnapping syndicate must have reached his ears.