its results day.

wake up. i get msged by jasbir telling me to go the ri at 11am. realise that im still slping.

wake up again, go online and find some koks stoning arnd. chinks black and jian are in shock that angst received a call telling him that he got 11a1s. we scratch our heads in disbelief...where did the 3 extra a1s come from? still in a state of confusion, angst calls and tells us that it was a mistake. a period of joy sets in.

11.40pm. i reach bishan mrt. find agnst in a pool of tears. we proceed to macs and are quickly joined by the rest of team b. teo spots jcho busy buying food and reports the news to us. overjoyed at the prospect of meeting his favourtie tcher, jian rushes up to meet her. a bunch of us tag along and get daoed as the 2 of them engage in heartfelt conversation. after some stoning, we go to kfc. everyone doesnt have much appetite, except for angst, who has started bingeing.

1pm. we reach ri. see some idiot berge and teck, who are nervous wrecks. we calmly proceed to the hall together, where reporters have gathered to take pictures of all the top scorers. suddenly, i see black and chinks busy shaking hands and hugging all the moks and bingshaos and liangyis. gosh, i never knew they were on such gd terms. black goes arnd whacking everyone, hoping to get himself caught on camera but he quickly runs out of breath and sits down.

2pm. waiting to get our results. jian looks overjoyed to see his favourite tcher again. weiling mistakes jian for huanting or smthg. she starts firing off random names to everyone. i suspect shes going senile. during all the talks, jcho decides us to tell us our results 1st. the suspense is duly broken.

3pm. get our results back. 7a1s for me, thats least among all the team b coks. those fools decide to go back to rj to get some scholarship form, leaving me and anal in ri. we decide to go to j8 and end up walking arnd for more than an hour waiting for the rest to decide wat to do.

5pm. somehow find ourselves at chinks place. it starts raining heavily, so we proceed to play pingpong. the gaurds look surprised when a whole troop of ppl start barging into the tabletennis rm. i try to challenge chinks, but he hums off the play tennis. kai and me show off our finely honed tb skills, totally destroying the likes of teck berge hanxu and agnst. haoliaos in the neighobouring reading room gather to watch.

after a long while....utterly shetted and hungry, chinks leads us to a nearby coffee shop. we suddenly decide that berge and teck shld treat us. black suggests cafe cartel. the two oblige wholeheartedly.

7pm. arrive at cafe cartel, where we see kai eating for the 1st time in his life. all of us are dumbfounded, astonished and shocked. me and chinks quickly grab the strategic centre seats, relegating jian berge and hanxu to the far corners of the table, where they try desperately to reach the delicous food - but to no avail. yumyum. i feel full. chinks is so full that he gets butt cramps.... so hanxu proceeds to lovingly massage the pain away...while teck concentrated on examining his urine sample. those of us still eating choke. we discuss about wat to do tmr, when jian blurts out : i have to take a hiv blood test! we all wonder where it came frm *cough* amy *cough*. berge starts to talk about how good his porridge is, and black about some ogre. we listen attentively.

everyones quite broke, so we decide to go home.

sometime later- while discussing wat to do the next day, we realise that teck has extremely poor tastes....everyone starts to complain about all their insect bites from ubin camp. arhghg. i fear i have been kicked out of the magnificent youth club. wat a catastrhope... wat a disaster.... wat a tregedy....

its results day.

wake up. i get msged by jasbir telling me to go the ri at 11am. realise that im still slping.

wake up again, go online and find some koks stoning arnd. chinks black and jian are in shock that angst received a call telling him that he got 11a1s. we scratch our heads in disbelief...where did the 3 extra a1s come from? still in a state of confusion, angst calls and tells us that it was a mistake. a period of joy sets in.

11.40pm. i reach bishan mrt. find agnst in a pool of tears. we proceed to macs and are quickly joined by the rest of team b. teo spots jcho busy buying food and reports the news to us. overjoyed at the prospect of meeting his favourtie tcher, jian rushes up to meet her. a bunch of us tag along and get daoed as the 2 of them engage in heartfelt conversation. after some stoning, we go to kfc. everyone doesnt have much appetite, except for angst, who has started bingeing.

1pm. we reach ri. see some idiot berge and teck, who are nervous wrecks. we calmly proceed to the hall together, where reporters have gathered to take pictures of all the top scorers. suddenly, i see black and chinks busy shaking hands and hugging all the moks and bingshaos and liangyis. gosh, i never knew they were on such gd terms. black goes arnd whacking everyone, hoping to get himself caught on camera but he quickly runs out of breath and sits down.

2pm. waiting to get our results. jian looks overjoyed to see his favourite tcher again. weiling mistakes jian for huanting or smthg. she starts firing off random names to everyone. i suspect shes going senile. during all the talks, jcho decides us to tell us our results 1st. the suspense is duly broken.

3pm. get our results back. 7a1s for me, thats least among all the team b coks. those fools decide to go back to rj to get some scholarship form, leaving me and anal in ri. we decide to go to j8 and end up walking arnd for more than an hour waiting for the rest to decide wat to do.

5pm. somehow find ourselves at chinks place. it starts raining heavily, so we proceed to play pingpong. the gaurds look surprised when a whole troop of ppl start barging into the tabletennis rm. i try to challenge chinks, but he hums off the play tennis. kai and me show off our finely honed tb skills, totally destroying the likes of teck berge hanxu and agnst. haoliaos in the neighobouring reading room gather to watch.

after a long while....utterly shetted and hungry, chinks leads us to a nearby coffee shop. we suddenly decide that berge and teck shld treat us. black suggests cafe cartel. the two oblige wholeheartedly.

7pm. arrive at cafe cartel, where we see kai eating for the 1st time in his life. all of us are dumbfounded, astonished and shocked. me and chinks quickly grab the strategic centre seats, relegating jian berge and hanxu to the far corners of the table, where they try desperately to reach the delicous food - but to no avail. yumyum. i feel full. chinks is so full that he gets butt cramps.... so hanxu proceeds to lovingly massage the pain away...while teck concentrated on examining his urine sample. those of us still eating choke. we discuss about wat to do tmr, when jian blurts out : i have to take a hiv blood test! we all wonder where it came frm *cough* amy *cough*. berge starts to talk about how good his porridge is, and black about some ogre. we listen attentively.

everyones quite broke, so we decide to go home.

sometime later- while discussing wat to do the next day, we realise that teck has extremely poor tastes....everyone starts to complain about all their insect bites from ubin camp. arhghg. i fear i have been kicked out of the magnificent youth club. wat a catastrhope... wat a disaster.... wat a tregedy....