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Friday, December 24, 2004

Boring christmas

Hello yes it's me again. I'm a walking zombie now, sleeping at 4 yesterday and waking up at 7 for an xmas meeting. Since our good friend jonang (whose yandao photo is below this entry) decided to mind his own business and not post here, I have taken it upon myself to recount his adventures in Thailand to all you interested readers. We are proud to announce that team-b activity has been on the rise, with i and hanxu probably accounting for 126 out of the 127 visits after teo decided to pop by kindly.

just posted some long overdue pictures since i've nothing better to do. oh right back to angst and his thailand escapades.

before we begin let me give you readers a few excerpts of what jonang is like.

Fact 1: He whoops his brother's butts for the fun of it everyday but pretends not to know anything abt it. We have cold hard evidence having had many nice chats with his amiable siblings who have exposed his atrocities to us.

Fact 2: He is a master of the english language, often coining new words such as bbaput, inniput, and ggaput, most of which have deep intrinsic meaning. basically, they just mean you're a shit like him.

Fact 3: Despite having a wonderful spouse who needs a whole cupboard of listerine, he is in fact an unfaithful piece of crap. We have documented his frequent jaunts to red light districts all over the world, the most recent being his "learning journey" to thailand.

This is an excerpt from a chat log. Based on common sense and logical deduction, there really can only be one conclusion about the whole affair.

-[cHinKs]=-
Did you see any chickens in thailand
jon
nope
jon
all got killed
-[cHinKs]=-
chickens as in halfmen halfwomen
jon
by bird flu --à (Acting innocent!)
jon
Oh
jon
there was something called the tiffany show showint them
jon
but i didnt watch
jon
my family no money
jon
costs abt 600 bt per person
-[cHinKs]=-
wad rubbish im sure u watched it
-[cHinKs]=-
dun smoke me
jon
Didn’t
jon
Really --à (Obvious Lie)
jon
its just lip synching
jon
thats wat the tour guide said
jon
they r like female on top and male at the bottom, as in their bodies
jon
i tink so
jon
if i heard correctly
jon
tour guide said something like that
jon
and tour guide was talking abt red light zone too
jon
where men find men or women, women find women or men...

Bad bad angst.



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